![]() ![]() Well, I guess we found out who Bob Saget was writing for before he got that starring role on 'Full House'. It lists his major weakness as: 'He's a total bean brain'. Well, either that, or he's mad at the writer who came up with his ID card on the back of the package. He knows that his life is gonna be a short one. So it's no wonder that this guy looks so pissed off. If you held a taco straight up light that, all of its contents would spill out onto the floor immediately. Not just because I really like Mexican food, but because I think it's funny that this guy would die immediately. TACO TERROR Taco Terror, born in 'Tortilla Flats, Tennessee', is probably my favorite of all of the characters. But before we get into exactly what kind of damage these toys surely caused, let's take a look at some of 'em. Burns tone of voice) Seriously though, you KNOW that they had to be able to comprehend that many children out there would cause quite a commotion with these toys. And then they'll get in real-life food fights and they'll get in deep shit! I can just see them cackling in Mattel's creative department: 'So, what new toys should we invent now?' 'Well, I was thinking about making a series based on food fights! We'll take everyday food products, give them faces and weapons and the kids will love it. For they are the ones who not only created the twisted ' kit, but also created the FOOD FIGHTERS line of toys! Many of you probably don't even remember the Food Fighters. Mattel might very well be the epitome of evil toy makers. They make toys that are GUARANTEED to get kids in trouble at one point or another. How do they do this? Do these evil toy makers go out into the streets and steal some helpless old lady's purse, beat her to death with a salami, and then leave incriminating evidence that would place the blame on the innocent children of the world? But what I think makes them truly sadistic is how they want to get kids in trouble. Of course, with many of the toys out there being based on fighting and killing, it's obvious that toy makers are into that kind of stuff. One thing I've always suspected, is that most toy makers have a sadistic side to them. A strip of bacon Private Pizza, a slice of pepperoni and mushroom pizza The Combat Carton, an egg carton with a ketchup bottle cannon holding a. Food Fighters was an action figure collection released by Mattel in 1989. ![]()
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